BT are fecking baws!!!

Two whole weeks without internet, and eh not even entirely sure why. Nothing wrong with our equipment, but it took them two weeks to fix whatever unexplained fault they had at their exchange or who knows where else. This also included about ten days without a landline phone, and for something that is fixed it is running slow as a dude with serious constipation who is unable to do a shit. Trying to download a file for AVG latest free anti virus and estimated 30 minutes remains for a 45 meg file. Unlimited broadband my fucking arse!